Has anyone seen this??????? Now, I have warned her over at Monkeemaker that if she continues to torture that poor 007, I'll get in my car and drive down to the end of country (near enough) to rescue him. I have reckoned it will take me at least 4 hours to get there, so I need some help......if you own a balaclava and/or ninja suit/black cat suit (maybe left over from clubbing in the early '90s) and are close to Monkee Towers, can you get there before me, lock her in that cupboard and I'll meet you there as quick as I can......that poor monkee needs saving. She even rations his beer, can you believe it????????????????
DON'T WORRY 007, I'M COMING FOR YOU, BE BRAVE!!!!!!!!
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Oh bless im !
x
Dear Ginger Monkey,
Bring it on.
Mwah ha ha ha ha. Mwah Ha Ha Ha Ha. MWAH HA HA HA HA!!
Yours,
Dr Evil .... I mean .... MM
Vicious Chicken lives near, I suggest you bribe her whole heartedly :-)
xxx
lol lol lol :0)
Brilliant!
I'd come and help GM but since I'm way up here North of the border I suspect you'd have been & gone by the time I got there.
I'm there , the flight will take 24 hrs and then a few days to recover but I'm there. Do you mind if I forgo the cat suit in favour of the more flattering loose fitting slacks and knit top, we don't want to traumatise him further.
surely 007 has a few gadgets sewn into him to help in the rescue, expoding banana peels, peanut catapoults, etc.
can't help on the cat suit sorry, I can't find it so it must be in the washing basket..
en route as I type! We'll do a pincer movement - I'll get her from the South and you come in from the other side. Now I just have to keep putting one foot in front of the other and I'm sure I'll be there in no time at all!
Hi GM,
Great minds think alike. Over at Moog Towers we feel a protest movement is in the making!!
Even VC seems to have been influenced by the evil MM - what will this lead to?
Mrs Moogsmum xx
Oh bum. I seem to have got myself in an awkward position... So let's just say that I'm going to sit on the fence here, OK? I am neutral. I am Switzerland.
I have not gone over to the dark side of monkey abuse, like some are claiming (naming no names Mrs Moogsmum), but neither am I willing to lead the liberation troops into Monkee Towers. I may be local, but all that really means is that I'll be the first to get my restraining order. And none of us want that.
Yours,
Switzerland
aka VCxx
PS I am, however, tuly sorry that my link caused you all that distress earlier GM - I hope you didn't spend too long weeping in a corner... sorry... :o(
i still say the monkey looks like he's enjoying it to me ; )
I would rescue him if I was closer but maybe he really is a mischief maker so living with him may drive you to it!!
My bro-in-law is a policeman - I'll get him on the case straight away!
would take me about four hours by car, don't possess a cat suit though!
I'd highjack the Alicante - Bristol Easyjet and do a low level bombing run, but right now I'm having to deal with the prospect of boatloads of illegal immigrants...
i have a Ninja whippet if that helps......
tracy x
Oh come on! That picture's SO old now!! (In today's he's hanging upside down)
:)
^^ nice blog!! ^@^
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