Dear knitting friends,
I can't knit. I can't learn, I am too impatient, too stroppy, and left handed, which makes it difficult to copy a right handed person should they have the time, the patience, and the energy to teach me (no, I haven't found anyone, except my Nan but that was when I was about 6, and I've since forgotten everything she taught me).
So....knitty types. If one of you has the time, could you knit me some socks? I'll pay you kindly! (not in kind, you filthy minded creatures, KINDLY, as in generously). My feet are cold, my slippers have holes in them, my one pair of knitted socks needs washing, and then I will be even colder.
Oh, and not acrylic, the fibres make my teeth go funny.
Yours hoping, and smiling sweetly,
ps - giveaway still going on, until tomorrow evening (UK time)
5 hours ago